I'm Morty. I'm a twenty-one-year-old student from England. I love Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, superheroes, PC gaming, the Discworld books and silly gifs. I draw cartoons that aren't much good and tend to ramble.

Seagulls are the enemy. Beware of them.

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nick fury  samuel l. jackson  
memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: 221cbakerstreet & soul-of-orange
Agent Barton is to hereby refrain from screaming “You killed my people!” every time he sees a cooked turkey.
In a related matter, Loki is to be informed that just because Agent Barton’s codename is Hawkeye does not mean that he is, in actuality, any form of game fowl, and as such cannot be hunted for Thanksgiving dinner. The smirking response of “But I have yet to fully understand your complicated Midgardian traditions” will no longer be tolerated.]
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hawkeye  loki  Nick Fury  S.H.I.E.L.D.  The Avengers  marvel  submission  thanksgiving  
memosfromfury:

[NO TIME TRAVEL.SERIOUSLY.EVER.]

These are just getting better and better XD
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Nick Fury  S.H.I.E.L.D.  The Avengers  marvel  I MEAN IT  
memosfromfury:

[I may not know exactly how someone managed to convert the entire 22nd floor into a petting zoo, but if the llama is not immediately removed from the building there WILL be hell to pay.]
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Nick Fury  S.H.I.E.L.D.  The Avengers  marvel  
memosfromfury:

[While I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of an inter-office Medieval Fight Club, if such a thing did exist then this week’s meeting would hypothetically be moved to Thursday.]
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Nick Fury  S.H.I.E.L.D.  The Avengers  marvel  
and-its-doctor:

YAY, ANOTHER CARD GIVEAWAY THURSDAY!
Here’s how it works:
Like/reblog this post as many times as you please starting now.
At 11:59PM EST, I will transfer over all the notes to a spreadsheet. Each note will correspond with a number. A random number generator will be used to choose the winner. 
I will message the winner shortly after midnight, as well as announce them here on Tumblr. 
Winner will receive a personalized S.H.I.E.L.D. identification card free of all charges, including shipping. The cards are currently available for $8 via my Etsy store.
I’ve also decided to have periodic theme art contests on giveaway days for an additional opportunity to win a free card. Today’s theme will be: Loki and Nightcrawler (X-Men). They are my absolute favorites and I’d love to see what you guys come up with. The only rule is no porn/slash allowed. Email your pictures/links to anditsdoctor@yahoo.com. I will choose my favorite submission as the winner. 
The winners of both contests will be announced at the same time.
Good luck!
memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: crazypretz 
It is in bad taste to request the song “Livin’ la vida Loki” at any Halloween event, especially around Thor or Loki himself. Loki is currently under probationary ‘ally’ status and we would like to keep it that way.]

OH MY GOD MY SIDES
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memosfromfury:

Submitted by: csewardrun
Miss Darcy Lewis is not allowed to handle weapons on S.H.I.E.L.D. property, specifically tasers or electroshock weapons, ever. Miss Lewis is not to be referred to as Taser Girl, it only encourages her.


I ADORE THIS BLOG!
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darcy  Nick Fury  S.H.I.E.L.D.  The Avengers  marvel  submission  
pendragoned:

 
 
Now, can somebody please get this motherfucking movie in the motherfucking cinemas?!
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nick fury  gif  gif: avengers  samuel l. jackson